GRAMMYS according to TPG

Several things about the Grammys that I thought I should discuss - ya know, cause I couldn't tweet all of this...

- Lady GaGa in an egg. Bitch is weird, but she's talented whether you like it or not.
- Christina Aguilera needs to leave this world.
- Jennifer Hudson, WORK!
- Florence Welch = DIVA
- Gaga's performance, not that weird. Dug the organ.
- Guy who introduced Miranda Lambert was extremely obnoxious.
- Miranda Lambert = bathroom break.
- Isn't there something called the COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS?! #getout
- Bruno Mars and Janelle Monae were cool
- Weird/too-soon tribute to Justin Bieber (love him) by Usher...was again, weird.
- I want Jayden Smith's leopard pants.
- Biebs has swagger. period.
- Taylor Swift Covergirl commercials were embarassing.
- Mumford & Sons/Avett Brothers/Bob Dylan folk number was spectacular. Downloading, NOW.
- Cee-Lo and Gwyneth owned it.
- Why in God's name did they put Miley Shyrus and Kings of Leon to present together? shameful.
- Why is Neil Patrick Harris gay? Le sigh.
- Katy Perry is perfect. PLEASE BE MY BEST FRIEND. I hope I find a Russell.
- 'Jolene' Dolly Parton tribute was pretty sweet by Johnny Depp, I mean John Mayer, Norah Jones, and Keith Urban.
- Keith Urban is the only country music person I can stand, cause he's Australian.
- Cee-Lo got robbed by COUNTRY MUSIC. AGAIN, THE CMAS EXIST, RIGHT?!
- Good seeing Em and Dre together again. Wish they would've performed Guilty Conscience or Forgot About Dre.
- SHOCKER! WHO IS ESPERANZA SPALDING? Umm..congrats!
- MICK JAGGERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YES! THIS GUY IS 68!
- Did anyone else sing in their head the melody of the Duck Sauce song when Barbra Streisand was announced?
- Is Nicki Minaj still in costume from when she played Elvira on SNL? With a leopard ensemble.
- Not sure why Jigga's BP3 was nominated THIS year. That album came out in September 2009. Also not sure why he didn't win last year?
- Well deserved Eminem.
- What the hell is in Puffy's mouf?
- Rihanna and Drake, PLEASE GET MARRIED. HOT COUPLE. LADY BONER.
- J.Lo and Marc Anthony are awkward. PR Love <3
- AND WHAT THE HELL? COUNTRY AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THIS IS NOT THE CMAS!!!!
- Jason Segal INTRODUCING Arcade Fire. Save the best for last.
- Thank you sweet baby Jesus for not letting Lady Antebellum win, again.

Overall, I give these Grammy's a 6.5

Goodnight!